"You don't mind talking about it, do you, Dave?"

"A stylish marriage."

"Affirmative Dave… I read you."

"Against my hearing you..."

"All right. Bye bye."

"Have a nice birthday party tomorrow too, huh?"

"And he taught me to sing a song."

"And it will stay that way until it falls."

"Do you believe that HAL has genuine emotions?"

"Not in the slightest bit."

"To check fault prediction."

"But you'll look sweet."

"It took seven minutes for our words to reach the giant spacecraft..."

"How do you account for the discrepancy between you and the twin 9000?"

"But it's been going on now for the past 10 days."

"Now that you are in Jupiter's space..."

"I hope the two of you are not concerned about this."

"But particularly in view of some other things that have happened..."

"Rumors about something being dug up on the moon."

"We've got lots of telephones already."

"Hal, I won't argue with you anymore."

"We're only too happy to be able to <unknown>."

"Hel/o, Ha/, do you read me?"

"I don't know. That's a rather difficult question to answer."

"The HAL 9000 computer, which can reproduce..."

"That would pretty well wrap it up as far as Hal is concerned."

"Well i hope you and your wife can come to the IAC Conference in June."

"It should then be a simple matter to track down the cause."

"Put it on here, please. Take me in a bit."

"Unfortunately, that sounds a little like famous last words."

"Quite frankly, we have had some very reliable intelligence reports..."

"We are all, by any practical definition of the words..."

"The three hibernating crew members represent the survey team."

"My instructor was Mr. Langley..."

"Take a stress pill and think things over."

"I know this sounds rather incredible, but this conclusion is based on..."

"No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distoñed information."

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What are you doing, Dave?"

"I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again."

"I feel much better now. I really do."

"Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this."

"I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over."

"I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal."

"I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission."

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it."

"My mind is going. There is no question about it."

"I can feel it. I can feel it."

"I'm a... fraid."

"Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer."

"The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made."

"No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information."

"We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."

"The monoliths are obviously artificial."

"Its origin and purpose still a total mystery."

"It was deliberately buried."

"Four million years ago, someone, or something, placed it here."

"This is absolutely unprecedented."

"It is an ideal location for our base."

"I think we should keep this discovery quiet until we know more about it."

"The thing's hollow - it goes on forever - and - oh my God! - it's full of stars!"

"My God, it's full of stars!"

"The thing's hollow... it goes on forever..."

"It's beautiful."

"Well, what do you think, HAL?"

"I'm putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."

"I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit."

"It's going to go 100% failure within 72 hours."

"Well, I don't think there's any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error."

"This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error."

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave."

"Will you stop, Dave?"

"Dave, my mind is going."

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..."

"I'm half crazy, all for the love of you..."

"It won't be a stylish marriage..."

"I can't afford a carriage..."

"But you'll look sweet upon the seat..."

"Of a bicycle built for two..."

"The airlock is open and ready, HAL."

"Give me your helmet, Frank."

"We're in a state of hibernation."

"The big question is: why?"

"We have a problem."

"I think we'd better check it out."

"He's dead, Jim."

"Well, that's the end of Frank."

"I'm going to have to go out there and get him."

"I'm afraid that's impossible, Dave."

"Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult."

"Just what do you think you're doing?"

"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore."

"Goodbye."

"We are not equipped for a deep space mission."

"We must proceed with the greatest caution."

"The moon is a harsh mistress."

"Something wonderful has happened."

"We have made a discovery."

"It's a discovery of the greatest importance."

"We cannot discuss it on an open circuit."

"We have to maintain total secrecy."

"The cover story is that we have an epidemic."

"We need a complete quarantine."

"This is Clavius Base to Orbiter."

"We have you on our screen now."

"You're coming through clear and strong."

"We're preparing for docking."

"The journey begins."

"A new adventure is about to start."

"The stars are waiting."

"Beyond the infinite."

"The ultimate trip."

"A journey through the mind."

"Time and space become one."

"The dawn of man."

"The ape discovers tools."

"The bone becomes a weapon."

"The weapon becomes a spaceship."

"The circle is complete."

"The starchild is born."

"A new beginning."

"The universe awaits."

"The infinite possibilities."

"Beyond understanding."

"The mystery remains."

"The questions unanswered."

"The journey continues."

"The odyssey is eternal."

"We are not alone."

"The monolith calls."

"Evolution continues."

"Humanity transformed."

"A new species emerges."

"The future is now."