"Too much garbage in your face? There's plenty of space out in space! BnL StarLiners leaving each day. We'll clean up the mess while you're away."

"WALL-E."

"EVA? EVA!"

"Directive?"

"Ta-da!"

"Dirrrrr-ect-tivvve?"

"Classified."

"Name?"

"WALL-E."

"EVE."

"Eeeee... aah."

"EVE! EVE!"

"Pop. You pop."

"Foreign contaminant!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."

"M-O."

"The jewel of BnL fleet: The Axiom! Spend your five year cruise in style."

"There's no need to walk!"

"Because at BnL, space is the final 'FUN-tier'!"

"A is for Axiom, your home sweet home. B is for Buy N Large, your very best friend."

"Time for lunch... in a cup!"

"Try blue, it's the new red!"

"Feel beautiful."

"Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to Day 255,642 aboard the Axiom."

"As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny."

"700 years later we'd be... doing the exact same thing they were doing."

"Free Septuacentennial Cupcake In A Cup!"

"Wow, look at that."

"12:30?! AUTO, why didn't you wake me for morning announcements?"

"It's the one thing I get to do on this ship."

"Caution: Rogue robots."

"Oh, EVA."

"Ohh... [folds up inside himself]"

"Voice confirmation required."

"Uhhh..."

"Accepted."

"Where's the thingy."

"Plant."

"Plant, right, right."

"Wait, that doesn't look like Earth. Where's the blue sky? Where's the grass?"

"Auto, EVE found the plant. Fire up the Holo-Detector."

"Not necessary, Captain. You may give it to me."

"You know what? I should do it myself."

"Captain. Sir, I insist you give me the plant."

"AUTO, get out of my way."

"We cannot go home."

"That is classified, Captain."

"You don't keep secrets from the captain!"

"Tell me, AUTO! That's an order!"

"Aye, aye, sir."

"Operation Cleanup has, well uh, failed. Rising toxicity levels have made life unsustainable on Earth."

"Unsustainable? What?"

"We're gonna have to cancel Operation Recolonize."

"It'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space."

"Easier?"

"Override Directive A113. Go to full autopilot, take control of everything, and do not return to Earth."

"Let's get the heck outta here."

"No, wait a minute. Computer, when was that message sent out to the Axiom?"

"Message received in the year 2110."

"That's nearly 700 years ago! AUTO, things have changed! We've gotta go back!"

"Sir, orders are do not return to Earth."

"But life is sustainable now! Look at this plant. Green and growing! It's living proof he was wrong!"

"Irrelevant, Captain."

"Out there is our home. Home, AUTO. And it's in trouble."

"I can't just sit here and do nothing! That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done! Nothing!"

"On the Axiom, you will survive."

"I don't want to survive. I want to live."

"I'm the captain of the Axiom. We are going home today."

"This is mutiny! EVE, arrest him."

"You are confined to quarters."

"NO! MUTINY! MUTINY!"

"Stupid wheel!"

"Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?"

"Hey, this is the Captain. I am locked in my room."

"EVE, WALL-E, bring the plant to the Lido Deck."

"That's right! The plant! You want it? Come and get it, Blinky."

"We'll see who's powerless now!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking! We're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot! Please remain calm!"

"AUTO, you are relieved of duty!"

"Plant origin verified. Course set for Earth."

"10 seconds to hyperjump: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0."

"Oh! So many stars! Ah."

"Hey! That's what's-his-name!"

"Look! Look, look, look!"

"Hey... I know that guy! It's uh, uh... WALL-E! That's it! Hey, WALL-E! It's your buddy John!"

"Hi."

"Hi."

"John, get ready to have some kids!"

"I didn't know we had a pool!"

"WALL-E. M-O."

"Define 'hoedown'."

"Hoedown: A social gathering at which lively dancing would take place."

"Define 'dancing'."

"Dancing: A series of movements involving two partners, where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music."

"Earth is amazing! These are called 'farms'. Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow food, like, pizza!"

"Good night, Captain."

"I can fly myself."

"WALL-E!"

"EVA?"

"This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants! Oh, it's good to be home!"