"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for ten minutes!"

"I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now."

"Honey? Where's my super suit? WHERE - IS - MY - SUPER SUIT?"

"I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"

"And when everyone's super... no one will be."

"Everyone's special, Dash."

"Which is another way of saying no one is."

"NO CAPES!"

"I'm much too busy, so ask me now before I can become sane."

"You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it..."

"Fly home, Buddy. I work alone."

"I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy."

"I'd like to help you, but I can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on the third floor, but I can't."

"Coincidence? I say... NOT!"

"Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr!"

"That man out there, he needs help!"

"Well let's hope we don't cover him!"

"Stop right now, or you're fired!"

"Uh-oh."

"You are Elastigirl! My God... pull-yourself-together!"

"Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win!"

"And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits."

"Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys aren't like those guys. They will kill you if they get the chance."

"I want you to run as fast as you can."

"We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!"

"This is a horrible suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it."

"Wait, what do you mean? You designed it."

"Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids. November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!"

"Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb..."

"Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!"

"Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! NO CAPES!"

"I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."

"Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers."

"No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway."

"It will be bold! Dramatic! Heroic!"

"It can withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof... and machine washable, darling. That's a new feature."

"My name is not Buddy! And it's not Incrediboy, either. That ship has sailed."

"All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help, and what do you say to me? It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes."

"I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen!"

"I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super!"

"You married Elastigirl?! And got biz-zay!"

"See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works."

"I am the Underminer! I am always beneath you... but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before me!"

"What are you waiting for?"

"I don't know, something amazing I guess."

"Me too, kid."

"The public is in danger!"

"My evening's in danger!"

"We're superheroes. What can possibly happen?"

"Now I'm losing him! What'll I do? What'll I do?"

"What are you talking about? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are."

"I'm not the one pretending to be something I'm not."

"We act normal, mom! I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!"

"Lucky... I meant about being normal."

"Respect for life is not a weakness; and disregard for it is not strength."

"Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it."

"Disengage, repeat, disengage!"

"Violet! You have to put a force field around the plane!"

"But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers!"

"I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying now!"

"Mayday, mayday!"

"Call off the missiles, I'll do anything!"

"Too late! Fifteen years too late..."

"I can't just go smashing through walls, the building's getting weaker by the second, it's going to fall on top of us!"

"I wanted to go bowling!"

"You can't run out of ice! I thought you could take the water out of the air!"

"There IS no water in this air! What's your excuse, you've run out of muscle?"

"Do you want to catch a robber?"

"No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling."

"Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing, just to shake things up."

"Weren't you in the news? Some show in Prague?"

"Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. I used to design for gods!"

"Hey, Speedo! Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack."

"Hey, hey! ICE of you to drop by."

"Never heard that one before."

"You're the best of the best, E!"

"Yes, I know, darling, I know."

"Oh I'm real, real enough to defeat you, and I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers."

"You took away my future, I'm simply returning the favor."

"Oh, don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supporting, encouraging, everything you weren't. And in time, who knows? He might make a good sidekick."

"Is this rubble?"

"It was just a little workout, just to stay loose."

"You know how I feel about this Bob, darn you, we can't just go blow cover again!"

"The building was coming down anyway..."

"What? You knocked down a building?!"

"Are we there yet?"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"It is time for their secret identities to become their only identities. It's time for them to join us, or go away."

"I know all your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I'm your number one fan!"

"This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?"

"Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!"

"Will you just...? I'm trying to help! Stop!"

"Let go of my cape!"

"Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing."

"I can help you. You're making a mista--- hey!"

"You mean he got away?"

"Well, yeah. Skippy here made sure of that."

"You're not affiliated with me! Holy smokes, I'm late."

"Any other night, I'd go after him myself, but I really gotta go. But don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually."

"That was SO TOTALLY WICKED!"