"Do you ever look at someone and wonder, 'What is going on inside their head?' Well, I know. Well, I know Riley's head."

"These are Riley's memories, and they're mostly happy if you notice. Not to brag."

"I don't want to get too technical but these are called Core Memories. Each one came from a super important time in Riley's life, like when she first scored a goal. It was so amazing!"

"And each core memory powers a different aspect of Riley's personality. Like Hockey Island! Goofball Island is my personal favorite."

"That a girl!"

"I'm doing the happy dance! I'm not wearing any pants!"

"That's what I'm talking about! Another perfect day. Nice job, everybody."

"You can't focus on what's going wrong. There's always a way to turn things around."

"Look, I get it. You guys have concerns. But we've been through worse! Tell you what: let's make a list of all the things Riley should be HAPPY about!"

"Hey, look! The Golden Gate Bridge! Isn't that great? It's not made out of solid gold like we thought, which is kind of a disappointment, but still!"

"I know it sounds crazy, but Joy would know what to do."

"For Riley, from the day we arrived on the planet, blinking, stepping into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than can ever be done."

"Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's issues."

"Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems."

"Remember the funny movie where the dog died?"

"Goodbye Friendship! Hello Loneliness!"

"I'm too sad to walk."

"I like Tragic Vampire Romance Island."

"Aw, participation award."

"It's okay, we all get sad sometimes."

"It's kind of fun to explore these new things. I mean, I'm not happy, of course, but I can see the appeal."

"I guess they came from somewhere, right?"

"Is it all going to be so interactive?"

"Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you!"

"We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It's a good one!"

"Did I ask for the gum commercial?"

"Can I say the cursed word now?"

"All the good core memories were made in Minnesota. Ergo, we go back to Minnesota and make more. TA-DA!"

"Friendship Island has expanded. Glad they finally opened that Friendly Argument section."

"I'll show you attitude, old man!"

"So that's how you wanna play it, old man? No dessert? Oh sure, we'll eat our dinner, right after you eat THIS!"

"All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success!"

"I sure am glad you told me earthquakes are a myth, Joy. Otherwise I'd be terrified right now!"

"Maybe it was a bear?"

"There are at least 37 things for Riley to be scared of right now!"

"I say we skip school tomorrow and lock ourselves in the bedroom."

"Almost finished with the Potential Disasters list. Worst scenario is either quicksand, spontaneous combustion, or getting called on by the teacher."

"Think it's safe?"

"I'm positive it's either this or we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"Ok, caution, there is a dangerous smell, people. Hold on, what is that? That is not brightly colored or shaped like a dinosaur, hold on guys... it's... broccoli!"

"Well, I just saved our lives. Yeah, you're welcome."

"Joy, for the last time, she cannot live in a cookie."

"Ok, we've got a group of cool girls at two o'clock. Double ears pierced, infinity scarf."

"When I'm through, Riley will look so good, the other kids will look at their own outfits and barf."

"There are no bears in San Francisco!"

"The smell alone is enough to make her gag."

"Take her to the moon for me. Okay?"

"Don't worry about it. Happens all the time."

"Whoa. Is this Riley? She's so big now. She won't fit in my rocket. How're we gonna get to the moon?"

"We're taking the Train of Thought."

"Well, it kind of goes all over the place."

"Ow, I hurt all over."

"Wait, Joy, you could get lost in there!"

"Think positive!"

"Ok. I'm positive you will get lost in there! That's Long-Term Memory. An endless warren of corridors and shelves, I read about them in the manuals."

"The manuals! You read the manuals!"

"I'm too sad to walk, just give me a few...hours..."

"Which way, left?"

"Right. No, I mean 'go left', I said left is right, like, correct."

"This actually feels kind of nice."

"I saw a really hairy guy. He looked like a bear."

"Oh, I'm so jumpy, my nerves are shot!"

"Ew, I don't want to hear about your nerves!"

"I'll tell you what it is. This move has been a bust."

"Our friends are back home..."

"And all of our stuff is in the missing van!"

"Oh c'mon, it could be worse..."

"Yeah, Joy. We could be lying on the dirty floor. In a bag."

"No, Joy. There's absolutely no reason for Riley to be happy right now. Let us handle this."

"Yeah, we could cry until we can't breathe."

"It's Joy!"

"Stand back!"

"I'd tell you, but you're too dumb to understand."

"Sorry I don't speak moron as well as you, but lemme try! Duuuuuhhhhhh!"

"It was amazing! Just Riley and me, forever... Um, for 33 seconds."

"I wanted to maybe hold one."

"It was the day the Prairie Dogs lost the big playoff game. Riley missed the winning shot. She felt awful. She wanted to quit. Sorry, I went sad again, didn't I?"

"I bet you and Riley had great adventures."

"They were wonderful. Once we flew back in time. We had breakfast twice that day."

"It sounds amazing. I bet Riley liked it."

"She did. We were best friends."

"Yeah. It's sad."

"I'm ok, now. Come on. The train station is this way."

"Riley is acting so weird, why is she acting so weird?"

"What do you expect? All the islands are down!"

"That's it! Until she gets back, we just do what Joy would do!"

"Great idea! Anger, Fear, Disgust... How are we supposed to be happy?! Hm?"

"Oh yeah, that sounds fantastic."

"What was that?! That wasn't anything like Joy!"

"Uh, because I'm not Joy?"

"My hat feels loose."

"You got my hat? or, or is that your hat?"

"Yeah, It's my hat."

"You sure? I don't know, look in the label."

"Yeah it says 'My hat'."

"Wait, it, it says 'My hat'?"

"'My hat' it says."

"That's what I wrote in my hat."

"Ok, but it's my handwriting."

"We've been through a lot lately, that's for sure. But we still love our girl. She has great new friends, a great new house. Things couldn't be better. After all, Riley's twelve now. What could happen?"