"That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero."

"Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for 10 years, I've been the one and only... Spider-Man."

"I'm gonna miss him. We were friends, you know."

"Can I return it if it doesn't fit?"

"It always fits. Eventually."

"With great ability comes great accountability."

"That's not how it goes."

"I love you, Miles."

"Yeah, I know, Dad. See you Friday."

"You gotta say 'I love you' back."

"Dad, are you serious?"

"I wanna hear it."

"Dad... I love you."

"That's a copy. Tie your shoes, please."

"Gosh, don't cops run red lights?"

"Oh, yeah. Some do. But not your dad."

"I know you snuck out last night, Morales."

"Who's Morales?"

"Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands."

"And it's a no on the cape."

"I think it's cool."

"Take that off. It's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape."

"I always get up."

"I know what you're trying to do—and it won't work. They're gone."

"My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for the last 22 years, I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man."

"I broke my back, a drone flew into my face. I buried Aunt May. My wife and I... split up."

"But I handled it like a champion."

"Don't invest in a spider-themed restaurant."

"Did you know that seahorses mate for life? Could you imagine? A seahorse seeing another seahorse—and then making it work?"

"Teenagers are just the worst."

"Time to swing, just like I taught you."

"When did you teach me that?"

"I didn't. It's a little joke for team-building."

"Everybody knows that the best way to learn is under intense life-threatening pressure."

"We're a little team! Me as the teacher who could still do it. You as the student who can do it, just not as good. I'm proud of us."

"How many more Spider-People are there?"

"Save it for Comic-Con."

"What's Comic-Con?"

"Let's go!"

"Hey, fellas."

"Is he in black and white?"

"Where is that wind coming from? We're in a basement."

"Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind... smells like rain."

"My name is Peni Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. I'm from New York in the year 3145."

"I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot, and we're best friends forever."

"My name is Peter Porker. I was bitten by a radioactive pig."

"I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog trying to sniff out the latest story."

"I frolic, and I dance, and I do this with my pants—"

"This could literally not get any weirder."

"It CAN get weirder!"

"I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet. No other reason."

"My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last 2 years, I've been the one and only Spider-Woman."

"I couldn't save my best friend, Peter Parker, so now I save everyone else."

"And I don't do friends anymore, just to avoid any distractions."

"I like your haircut."

"You don't get to like my haircut."

"In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis a lot."

"Sometimes, I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything."

"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?"

"Can you re-wire a mainframe while being shot at?"

"Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?"

"Show me some moxie, soldier!"

"When a Spider-Man is on the floor—when you think you've given your all—Spider-Man always gets up."

"You guys are all very sweet, but no more fans today, please."

"Hey, Aunt May. So this is gonna sound crazy, but I'm pretty sure that I'm from an..."

"An alternate dimension."

"You look tired, Peter."

"And older. And thicker."

"Are those sweatpants?"

"Yup, that's what they are."

"I was there when it all happened. I'm sorry."

"And what dimension are you from?"

"Brooklyn."

"Did Peter have a place where we could make another one of these?"

"A goober. Follow me."

"I mean, this place is pretentious."

"Whoa. Dude. Was yours anything like this?"

"Mine was like this, but take away the jeep, the plane. Imagine it way smaller. Imagine a futon. I feel sad for this guy."

"Hey, Peter. I think this is a cape."

"Miles, I can see your shadow moving around. Yeah. Okay, I get it. I get it. You're still ignoring me."

"Sometimes people drift apart, Miles. And I don't want that to happen to us, okay?"

"I know I don't always do what you need me to do or say what you need me to say, but I... I see this spark in you, it's amazing, it's why I push you."

"But it's yours, and whatever you choose to do with it, you'll be great."

"I love you. You don't have to say it back, though."

"You're the best of all of us, Miles. You're on your way. Just... just keep going... just keep going..."

"I let you down, man — I let you down."

"Miles, the hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody."

"We've all been there. For me, it was my uncle Ben."

"For me, it was my uncle Benjamin."

"For me, it was my father."

"For me, it was my best friend."

"One thing I know for sure. Don't do it like me. Do it like you."

"How am I supposed to save the whole world?"

"You can't think about saving the world. You have to think about saving one person."

"When will I know I'm ready?"

"You won't. It's a leap of faith. That's all it is, Miles. A leap of faith."

"What's up danger?"

"My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I've been the one and only Spider-Man."

"Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now."

"I'm Spider-Man. And I'm not the only one. Not by a long shot."