"I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always."

"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!"

"Kitty!"

"You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship."

"I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!"

"Mike Wazowski!"

"Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut?"

"There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you!"

"I don't know, but it's been said, I love scaring kids in bed!"

"C'mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don't have plaque!"

"She's not scared of you anymore. Looks like you're out of a job."

"You don't know how long I've wanted to do that, Sullivan!"

"Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to."

"I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you."

"You've been number one for too long, Sullivan! Now your time is up!"

"I was on TV. Ha. Did you see me? I'm a natural."

"Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous."

"Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me."

"I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild."

"Spoons?"

"That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek."

"You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal."

"Yeah, like on 'Monstropolis' Most Wanted'?"

"Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night."

"Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?"

"Don't let it happen again."

"Ooh, she's nuts."

"Can I borrow your odorant?"

"Yeah, I got, uh, smelly garbage or old dumpster."

"You got, uh, low tide?"

"No."

"How about wet dog?"

"Yep. Stink it up."

"I'm telling you, pal, when that wall went up, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face. Woo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape."

"We got Boo home. Sure, we put the company in the toilet, and, gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now, not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power... but hey, at least we had a few laughs, right?"

"Wazowski! Where's the kid, you little one-eyed cretin?!"

"Okay. First of all, it's cretin. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly."

"You still think this is about that stupid scare record?"

"Well... I did. Right up until you chuckled like that... and now I'm thinking I should just get out of here."

"Psst, Fungus. Fungus, you like cars? Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I'll give you... a ride... in the car."

"I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot."

"What is that thing? What is that thing? Hey, hey, hey, that thing is moving. I don't like big, moving things that are moving towards me."

"Say hello to the Scream Extractor."

"Hello. Hey, where are you going? C'mon, we'll talk! We'll have a latte!"

"Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid."

"I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there."

"I'm being attacked!"

"Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now."

"Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention!"

"Hey, look at that, it's Randall. It's... Oh."

"Get up! There can't be any witnesses!"

"This has gone far enough, James."

"She's home now. Just leave her alone!"

"I can't do that, James. She's seen too much. You both have."

"It doesn't have to be this way."

"I have no choice! Times have changed. Scaring isn't enough anymore."

"But kidnapping children?"

"I don't know about you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. You know what? Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we?"

"Hello boys."

"Two and a half years of undercover work was almost wasted, when you intercepted that child, Mr. Sullivan."

"You wanna know why I bought the car, Sulley? To drive it! You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved?"

"Wa, wa, wa, wa. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise."

"I could use the exercise? Look at you! You have your own climate."

"So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight?"

"I just got us into a little place called, um...Harryhausen's."

"Harryhausen's?! But it's impossible to get a reservation there."

"Not for Googlie Bear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later."

"Think romantical thoughts. You and me, me and you, both of us together!"

"Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays - well, not a lot of birthdays, but this is the best birthday ever. What are you looking at?"

"I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked."

"Your hair was shorter then."

"I'm thinking about getting it cut."

"No-no, I like it this length. I like everything about you."

"Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said?"

"I said... Sulley?"

"Sulley?!"

"Ook-lay in the ag-bay."

"If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder."

"I can still hear her little voice."

"Hey, I can hear her too."

"Mike Wazowski!"

"How many kids you got in there?"

"All right, Mr. Bile, is it?"

"Uh, my friends call me Phlem."

"Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong?"

"I fell down?"

"No, No, before that."

"What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes?"

"I get a time-out?"

"Everyone goes to lunch! Which means the scare floor will be...?"

"...Painted?"

"EMPTY! It'll be empty, you idiot!"

"Randall?"

"What?"

"Look!"

"Attention everyone! We have a new Scare Leader. Randall Boggs."

"Nevermind."

"Slumber Party."

"This is it, buddy! The big time!"

"I can't do this! I'm too nervous."